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apartment
no laundry on site
street parking
private bath
private room

NO DRAMA
NO DRUGS (Weed is okay)


I'm 46, single, very super chill.
I'm a white guy.

I am a very quiet person, I do not like a lot of noise, I prefer to sit at home and watch movies and relax.


I am 100% equal opportunity.
I do not care about color, race, sexuality, I am friends with everyone.


I hang out with some of the worst in Harrisburg and some of the best.
Some of my friends are suit and tie federal Court workers and some are street dealers.
I've cooked for all the homeless people on Evergreen Street (the roughest street in the city) and handed out money at the homeless shelter and an hour later ridden in my buddy's Lambourghini.

I am not rich by far, some days I don't have more than $1 to my name, I just believe that if I have something and I see someone else needs it, then why shouldn't I help that person out.

Now, I know a lot of people, but, I am also very lonely. So many people tell me "You need to find a good woman" and so that's what this mission is all about.

I am not a Christian or any religion for that matter. You can be, but please don't tell me about how Jesus is (insert random Christianity stuff here)...

That's just not me, I believe in people.

So, I am looking for a single female age 18-60, who is like me, more comfortable at home on the sofa watching Movies and eating good food than running around the streets at night.

I love 80's music!

My last roommate was 4 months ago. She was a female who was 22 that was attending college. She lived with me for almost 3 years, (moved in at 19) as a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, I miss her, but she is on her way to making it in life! (Good luck in Colorado Ashlynn!)

Rent costs nothing but bear in mind, I am looking to start a relationship here (and you know what all that entails) so if we meet and you think it's not gonna work out, that's fine, just move on.

This is a 1 bedroom, 1 living room, 1 bathroom, 1 kitchen in a VERY secure building with cameras.
It's not big, it's not tiny, it's a safe clean place to relax and start a relationship with someone who will always be 100% on your side.

NO DRAMA at all, PLEASE. Ex-Boyfriends, Ex-Husband, all that ya ya is not here. Do not bring it with you.
If your phone it beeping off the hook with texts, then we probably won't get along...

If interested, I need a picture of you with a brief description about you and what you like to do!

All I can tell you is this... if you need a place to live, need a real friend, are tired of being lonely, aren't a thief and don't do drugs, take a shot!



  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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