I found that posting about the cover band trying to reform incredibly amusing. How can you even have ego issues in a cover band? You're a lame cover band, you play COVERS, and shite ones at that.

To all the lame Harrisburg cover bands, of which there seem to be a gazillion, you've made this area the musical cesspool that it is today. It is why when any decent band forms here, they WILL NOT play here, including mine, except for select shows (props to Moviate). Once you get that sticky, smells-like-teen-underwear Susquehanna residue on you, you might never get it off.

The world does not need to hear your lame note-by-note version of "Evenflo" or "Hotel California." It just doesn't.

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